20 Game Of Thrones Characters Who Look Completely Different In Real Life

In a fantasy world, the appearance of characters is rather different to that of the modern, real world. Wigs, prosthetics, coloured contacts and more are used to transform the actors and actresses of HBO’s Game of Thrones into their onscreen counterparts. Here is a list of twenty actors and actresses who look completely different in real life to how their look on the silverscreen.

20 – Varys

Conleth Hill as Varys

Conleth Hill – the Irish actor who portrays the Spider, Varys – unlike a lot of actors on HBO’s Game of Thrones does not wear any facial prosthetics or a wig, but he does however don a bald head. Hill has thick grey hair and a moustache, whereas Varys is bald headed and clean shaven.

19 – The Hound

Rory McCann as Sandor The Hound Clegane

The Scottish actor Rory McCann who portrays The Hound – one of the most dangerous fighters in Westeros – wears a shoulder length wig, facial hair prosthetics and special effects facial make up in HBO’s Game of Thrones. The Hound’s onscreen appearance creates a stark contrast to McCann’s balding head, light stubble and unburnt face.

18 – Septa Unella

Hannah Waddingham as Septa Unella

The English actress, Hannah Waddingham, who portrays Septa Unella – the woman who marched Cersei Lannister, naked, through the streets of Kings Landing while crying out ‘shame’ –
Starkly contrasts her onscreen character on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Waddingham had well styled, honey blonde hair, a made up face and is well dressed in figure fitting clothing whereas her on screen counterpart has her hair hidden beneath her headdress, is plain faced and wears loose fitting, conservative grey clothing.

17 – Leaf (Children of the Forest)

Kae Alexander As Leaf

Kae Alexander, the Japanese actress who portrayed Leaf – the leader of the Children of the Forest – wore yellow contacts, full body prosthetics and a greyish green wig on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Alexander endured a process that latest between nine and ten hours to be transformed into Leaf. Her off screen appearance contrasts sharply with that of Leaf’s because she has long, black hair, tanned skin and wide dark eyes.

16 – Wun Wun

Ian Whyte as Wun Wun

Welsh actor Ian Whyte, who portrayed Wun Wun – the wildling giant – wore a large foam body suit and silicone rubber prosthetic makeup on his head on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Whyte – while being extremely tall off screen at the height of seven foot, eleven inches – is slenderly built, has short dark brown hair and a slim face.

15 – Osha

Natalia Tena as Osha

Although the English actress, Natalie Tena, who portrays Osha – the wildling woman who cares and protects Bran and Rickon Stark on HBO’s Game of Thrones – does not wear any facial prosthetics or even a wig, she does look entirely different from her on screen character. Tena often has well styled hair, a made-up face and a fun style of clothing whereas Osha has wild hair, a dirty face and ragged clothes.

14 – Yara Greyjoy

Gemma Whelan as Yara Greyjoy

Unlike the actresses who portray the other queens in Westeros, Gemma Whelan – the English actress who portrays Yara Greyjoy, the believed to be rightful Queen of the Iron Islands – does not wear a wig on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Whelan has a lightly made up face, neatly styled hair and femininely cut clothing whereas Yara has a plain face, windswept hair and masculine style clothing

13 – The Waif

Faye Marsay as The Waif

Faye Marsay – the English actress who portrays the Waif, an acolyte of the Faceless Man – wears her bobbed hair in a braided style, has a plain and sometimes dirty face, and wears loose fitting, plain coloured clothing. Marsay wears her hair sleeked back stylishly, her face well made up and wears modern, fitted clothing that suits her frame.

12 – The Night King

Richard Brake as The Night King

Richard Brake – the Welsh actor who portrays the Night King (In Season 5 before he was recast), the leader and creator of the undead army that has now entered Westeros – dons full bodied prospects and coloured contacts on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Brake has medium length, honey blonde hair, fair skin and a well defined face whereas his onscreen counterpart has icy, blue skin, hauntingly electric blue eyes and ice horns upon his bald head.

11 – Karsi

Birgitte Hjort Sørensen as Karsi

Birgitte Hjort Sørensen – the Danish actress who portrayed Karsi, a wildling woman who fought with Jon Snow at the Battle of Hardhome – dyed her hair and had a plain, dirty looking face on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Hjort Sørensen has honey blonde hair that is styled elegantly, a well made-up face and wears stylish clothes that suit her tall but slime frame unlike her on screen counterpart who has ragged, dark hair and wears animal pelts.

10 – Jaqen H’ghar

Tom Wlaschiha as Jaqen H'Ghar

Tom Wlaschiha – the German actor who portrays Jaqen H’ghar, a Faceless Man who trains Arya Stark – wears a wig and unfitting, plain clothing on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Wlaschiha has short, blonde hair and wears fitted, very stylish clothing unlike his on-screen counterpart whom has shoulder length red hair with silvery white strips and wears poorly made, almost ragged looking clothes.

09 – Brienne Of Tarth

Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth

Gwendoline Christie – the English actress who portrays Brienne of Tarth, one of the greatest warrior in Westeros – wears her hair in an unkempt, messy style, has a plain face and dons the intricately designed armour that Jaime Lannister had made for her on screen character on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Christie styles her short blonde hair elegantly, has a well made-up face and wears sophisticated and well-fitting clothes that suit her tall frame.

08 – Hodor

Kristian Nairn as Hodor

Kristian Nairn – the Irish actor who portrays Hodor, the largely built, simpleminded servant of House Stark who cares for and protects Bran Stark – dons a beard and has his hair cut significantly short, a dyed pale blonde. Nairn has longer hair that’s often spiked up, has tattoos and wears simple, casual clothing. He also dons a facial star tattoo that was removed via makeup on set.

07 – Pyat Pree

Ian Hanmore as Pyat Pree

Ian Hanmore – the Scottish actor who portrayed Pyat Pree, a warlock from Qarth and one of the Thirteen – wore dark blue facial makeup on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Hanmore has some light white hair, though is mostly bald, and dons a plain face whereas his on screen counterpart has sunken in eyes with thick black bags and blue lips.

06 – Shireen Baratheon

Kerry Ingram as Shireen Baratheon

Kerry Ingram – the English actress who portrayed Shireen Baratheon, the Stag Princess – wore facial prosthetics and dyed her hair darker on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Ingram has honey blonde hair and wears a made-up face that makes her look older whereas Shireen has Greyscale covering one half of her face and has limp, dark brown hair.

05 – Gilly

Hannah Murray as Gilly

Hannah Murray – the English actress who portrays Gilly, the wildling lover of Sam Tarly – like her fellow wildling women actresses dons a dirty, plain face and wild, unkempt hair that she dyed for HBO’s Game of Thrones. Murray has lighter hair that is styled in neat waves, an elegantly made up face and wears tightly fitted clothing whereas her onscreen counterpart wears animal pelts and then plain dresses.

04 – Viserys Targaryen

Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen

Much like Emilia Clarke, the English actress who portrays his on-screen sister, English actor Harry Lloyd wore a lace front wig for his short stint on HBO’s Game of Thrones as Viserys Targaryen, the exiled heir to the Iron Throne. Lloyd endured a two hour process every morning in order to transform into the unhinged prince whose shoulder length, silvery curls and pale eyebrows were the complete opposite to his own short styled, black hair and dark eyebrows.

03 – Robert Baratheon

Mark Addy as Robert Baratheon

Mark Addy – the English actor who portrayed Robert Baratheon, the Stag King – wore a wig and donned a wiry beard on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Addy has extremely short hair and is clean shaven, and is slightly slimmer in build that his onscreen counterpart.

02 – Euron Greyjoy

Pilou Asabaek as Euron Greyjoy

Pilou Asabaek – the Danish actor who portrays Euron Greyjoy, the captain of the Silence and king of the Iron Islands – wears facial prosthetics, a beard and black lined eyes on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Asabaek has a face lightly lined with stubble and does not have a scar beneath his left eye.

01 – Daenerys Targaryen

Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen

Emilia Clarke, the English actress who portrays the ‘Dragon Queen’ – Daenerys Targaryen – wears a waist length, lace front wig on HBO’s Game of Thrones. Clarke’s off-screen appearance – which consists of shoulder length, dark brown hair and dark brows – contrasts with the silvery hair and pale eyebrows of the Mother of Dragons

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Celebrities As Game Of Thrones Characters [FUNNY]

While the casting for the Game of Thrones show is nothing short of absolute perfection, it’s normal to sometimes wonder what our beloved characters would look and act like if they had been cast with different celebrities and actors. Whether you love these celebrities and or characters or hate them, whether they’re actors or politicians, whether they would’ve been perfect for the role or not, you can’t deny it’s fun imagining what could have been. We should also take this moment to thank our lucky stars that none of these were actually cast for our favorite roles, and give a round of applause for the HBO show’s casting team. Without any further ado, here are 17 funny instances where some of our favorite characters get a makeover, sometimes a sex change, and possibly a change in behaviors. There could be some spoilers ahead, as always, because the internet is dark and full of spoilers.

Jack Nicholson as Tyrion Lannister

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Everyone’s favorite jokester. Am I talking about Tyrion or Jack Nicholson? Both! Though Peter Dinklage is superb at portraying Tyrion, one can only imagine the way Jack would carry the character to where he is by the end of season 7.

Rowan Atkinson as Daario Naharis

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Daario would be a completely different person if Rowan Atkinson had been playing him. Imagine a Mr. Bean type character, complete with awkward moments and funny noises.

Nicolas Cage as Ned Stark

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The internet’s favorite actor to poke fun at – Nicolas Cage. I can almost see him saying “Winter is Coming” National Treasure style.

Donald Trump as Tyrion Lannister

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Whatever your political stance is or how much you may dislike or like Donald Trump, him as Tyrion has to make you giggle. He’d be a perfect candidate for playing him in the earlier seasons, before Tyrion became a more mature character.

Albert Einstein as The Mountain

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Brains…. Both the now-undead Mountain and Albert Einstein love brains! The Mountain loves to smash them, and Einstein uses his for science. I don’t think he’d be great at being a bodyguard, though…

Hillary Clinton as Daenerys Targaryen

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Love her or hate her, Hillary as Daenerys would have been an awesome performance. They both make incredibly unforgettable expressions and they’re both bossy, rule-worthy women.

Nicolas Cage as Sansa Stark, Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Sitting on the Iron Throne

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Though Nicolas Cage would make an excellent Lady of the North, especially during her whiny years, I don’t think that’d be a good fit. However, I’d love to see Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) sitting on the Iron Throne, offering blue or red pills to Westeros. Surprise: you live in a made-up reality and you’re actually trying not to get killed by machines! What a twist.

Christopher Walken as the Night King

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If Christopher Walken dances as the Night King in the same way he did for Fatboy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice”, while brandishing his weapon of choice (icy spear for the win), I believe Westeros would bow down to him.

Scarlett Johansson and Jude Law as Daenerys Targaryen and Jorah Mormont

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The beautiful Scarlett Johansson would probably smile more often than Daenerys does, and Jude Law would make an absolutely charming Jorah. Who knows, Dany and Jorah might have been a thing if he had been cast for it…

Meryl Streep and Woody Allen as Selyse and Stannis Baratheon

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The Devil Wears…. Fiery guilt and braids? Meryl Streep probably wouldn’t have let Stannis burn their daughter alive. But, then again, Woody Allen’s Stannis would’ve probably married his own daughter. Or at least have adopted another one and then married her.

Sharon Stone on the Iron Throne

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Ah. Here we have the famous Sharon Stone scene from Basic Instinct where she does her cop interrogation without wearing any undies. I can only imagine that if Cersei didn’t get things her way as she normally does, she’d probably resort to the same kind of… attention-grabbing efforts to get her point across.

Donald Trump as Daenerys Targaryen

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Now, this… Would have been interesting to see. We know that Emilia Clarke has the best eyebrow expressions in the show, but Trump Daenerys would definitely have the best fishy lips, and the best army. Huge Unsullied army.

Clint Eastwood as Daenerys Targaryen

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Badass Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino style, asking people “where are my dragons?!” would have been priceless. The amount of ass-kicking would also double what it currently is from Daenerys.

Will Smith and Hillary Clinton as Jon Snow

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Two very different approaches to Jon Snow – Will Smith and Hillary Clinton. One is too cheery, while the other might go Prince of Belair on everyone.

Nicolas Cage as Jon Snow

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Even if Nicolas Cage played Jon Snow, he’d still know nothing. Still better than envisioning Cage as Sansa Stark, though.

Rowan Atkinson as Daenerys Targaryen

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Definitely not beautiful or graceful or fierce. Just funny sounds, faces, and disaster.

Donald Trump as Joffrey Baratheon

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Joffrey Baratheon – the most hated King in the Seven Kingdoms. Fans hated him. Characters hated him. Nothing else needs to be said about having Trump play him instead of Jack Gleeson.

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15 Ironic & Coincidental Deaths In Game Of Thrones

It’s no secret that George R. R. Martin is not only one to believe the good guys should always win because they’re “good”, but he is also a genius when it comes to circumstance and situations. Nothing in his stories ever happen for no reason, and both the show and the books are full of symbolism. While some moments go unnoticed, if you look back at some character deaths and choices, there’s a very pronounced connection between what they did and how they kick they bucket.

Some of these instances are shown only in the books, others in the deleted scenes feature of the Game of Thrones DVDs, and some are in plain sight – just waiting to be connected by the audience.

Here’s a few of those instances that jumped at us, in no special order. These are full of spoilers, so don’t read these until you’re all caught up!

The Perpetrators Of The Red Wedding Meet Identical Fates

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The Red Wedding still haunts us to this day. How could it not? Nobody expects their guest right to be infringed upon and be murdered by those who posed as allies. We’re not the only ones haunted by that gruesome wedding, though, and it did curse its perpetrators – they each died in the ways they killed the Starks.

Take Roose Bolton, for example. He stabbed Robb Stark in the stomach, saying the Lannisters send their remarks. When his turn to die came around, his own bastard son Ramsay stabbed him in the stomach after Roose told him his little brother had been just born.

Walder Frey, head of House Frey and the host of this wedding, has Catelyn Stark’s throat sliced. In turn, Arya Stark avenged her mother and brother by slicing Walder’s throat.

Tywin Lannister was personally not present at the Red Wedding, but it had been the Lannisters who set in motion for the violence that took place. On his orders, Robb Stark is ultimately killed by being shot by a crossbow. Tywin also met his end by a crossbow, shot by his own son Tyrion. There’s a little more to that one, and we’ll come back to it in a bit.

Stannis, Renly Baratheon & Their Female Assistants

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This one is a little harder to catch, but very satisfying when you do. Stannis Baratheon got his “assistant”, Melisandre, pregnant with a demon who then infiltrated his younger brother Renly’s encampment and killed him.

Long after Renly’s death, it was Brienne of Tarth, Renly’s own “assistant”, who kills Stannis off after confronting him about what he had done. The lesson here is to never send out your female assistant to do your dirty job. Looking at you, Stannis.

Ygritte, Olly & Some Arrows

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Ygritte’s unfortunate and heartbreaking (not just for Jon, but to us too) death mirrors how she killed the father of little Olly, a farm boy from a village in The Gift (land controlled by the Night’s Watch). She shot him through the chest with an arrow during a Wildling attack on their village.

On the night the Wildlings attack Castle Black and fight the men of the Night’s Watch, Olly shoots an arrow straight through her chest, avenging his father and thinking he had protected Jon Snow from her. Poor misunderstood kid.

The Sand Snakes Each Die With Their Own Weapon Of Choice

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Though this is one of the most obvious instances, we can’t help but point it out. The three Sand Snakes we see on the show, Oberyn Martell’s bastard daughters, were killed in the same fashion as their preferred methods of combat and weapon choices.

Obara Sand, who used a spear to fight, was impaled by Euron Greyjoy with her own spear when he attacked their ship.

Nymeria Sand, who took to the whip, was strangled by Euron Greyoy in the same attack on their ship and with her own whip.

Tyene Sand, who shared her father’s knowledge on poisons, was taken by Euron Greyjoy and handed to Queen Cersei, along with her mother Ellaria Sand. She’s then poisoned by Cersei with the same poison she once used against Bronn in Dorne, the Long Farewell. It’s also the same poison her mother, Ellaria, used to kill Cersei’s daughter, Myrcella. How ironic.

Ned’s Ice Cold Head Rolling Irony

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Our beloved Ned Stark was first introduced to us carrying out a beheading for a man accused of deserting the Night’s Watch, with his sword Ice in hand. Nine episodes later, his very last sighting is on the chopping block, beheaded by his own sword under orders of King Joffrey Baratheon.

It would’ve been even more ironic if his sentence had been carried out by the King himself, as per Ned’s own quote “The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.” But, we are talking about King Joffrey, and we all know he’s not an honorable man whatsoever. Rest easy, Ned.

Fall Of House Stark & Baratheon Foreshadowed In The Pilot

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In season 1, we see this happening right in the beginning. In the first episode, when Ned is on his way back from beheading the Night’s Watch deserter, they come across a dead stag and a dead Direwolf. The stag killed the Direwolf, which symbolizes two things: King Robert inevitably lead Ned Stark to his death by summoning him to King’s Landing, and the fact that King Joffrey Baratheon is the one who orders Ned beheaded.

We do know Joffrey is really not a Baratheon (but an incest-produced child by Cersei and Jaime Lannister), but he still has the House name under his belt. What’s even more chilling is that the stag that killed the direwolf was killed by a mountain lion, once again foreshadowing the end of House Baratheon by the Lannister infiltration in their family and their takeover of he Seven Kingdoms.

It’s even weirder to think that, on the episode where Ned Stark find the direwolf pups, Theon Greyjoy holds a knife to the throat of one of the pups, symbolizing his sudden yet inevitable betrayal (if you get the non-Game of Thrones reference, high-five).

Arya, Polliver & Needle

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Ever since Jon Snow gave Arya her thin, small blade which she adorably named Needle, she and her trusty sword have had many adventures in Westeros. One of the most memorable and ironic deaths delivered by Needle has been Polliver.

Polliver had murdered Lommy, an orphan from King’s Landing who had been captured with Arya, Gendry, and Hot Pie by Lannister men. Polliver stole Needle from Arya, hence gaining a spot on her kill list, and taunted poor Lommy, who had injured his leg, before using Needle to stab him in the throat.

Arya eventually gets Needle back and stabs Polliver in the throat in the same way, but not before using the same taunting lines he used on Lommy: “Something wrong with your leg, boy? Can you walk? I’ve got to carry you. Funny little blade. Maybe I’ll pick my teeth with it.” Arya is such a badass.

Littlefinger’s Predictions

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“People die at their own dinner tables, they die in their beds, they die squatting over their chamberpots. Everyone dies, sooner or later.”
Littlefinger said this in season 4, and it has predicted 3 big deaths in the show: Walder Frey, Shae, and Tywin Lannister.

Sure, the “at their dinner table” could apply to Joffrey as well, but this was said after he was poisoned at his own wedding.

However, we do see Walder Frey die at his dinner table, while eating a pie made out of his sons and drinking wine. We see Shae the whore betray Tyrion at his trial and then be found and strangled by him on his own father’s bed. We then see Tywin Lannister sitting on the toilet, only to be fatally shot and killed by Tyrion.

While Littlefinger had nothing to do with those three deaths, it’s absolutely insane how accurate he was in his seemingly innocent predictions. Let’s never forget the look in his face when he realized he was on trial in Winterfell – he never predicted that one.

Lysa Arryn & The Moon Door

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Lysa Arryn, Catelyn Stark’s crazy sister, lived in the Eyrie with her son Robin. Her favorite method of execution was to throw her victims through the Moon Door, an hatch in the High Hall which opens up and provides a hefty fall down to the floor of the Vale. Ironically enough, she is thrown door the Moon Door herself by her lover-turned-momentary-husband Petyr Baelish, or Littlefinger.

Tywin Lannister Foreshadows The Demise Of Houses Baratheon & Tully

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This one is full of symbolism from Seasons 1 & 3. Specifically, we’re talking about Tywin Lannister skinning a stag while talking to Jaime Lannister in their encampment as they get ready to invade the Riverlands. That is huge symbolism for the fall of House Baratheon, even though the Lannisters don’t actually kill the Baratheons off with weapons. But they do in a way: the Lannisters take over the Seven Kingdoms, which was ruled by King Robert Baratheon. Though it’s not known to the public at first, Cersei Lannister’s children are not Robert’s children – they’re a product of incest between her and her twin brother Jaime. So, in a way, Tywin did kill the Baratheon House by marrying off his daughter to Robert and her disgusting acts of incest.

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Also, in a deleted scene from Season 3, Tywin Lannister is seen fishing and then smashing the fish against a rock, then gutting them. The Sigil for House Tully, which Catelyn Stark came from before marrying Ned Stark, is a fish. What about it?

Remember the Red Wedding? She, her son Robb, and the majority of the attendees from both House Stark and Tully were murdered that night. Who was the mastermind behind this attack? Yep, good ol’ Tywin Lannister.

The King Eats, The Hand Takes The Shit

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Jaime Lannister once said “The King eats, the Hand takes the shit”, regarding the relationship between Kings and Hand of the Kings. Isn’t it ironic that his son, King Joffrey Baratheon, literally died eating at his wedding after drinking poisoned wine and then his own father, Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King, died while taking a shit?

Couldn’t be more accurate in the literal and figurative meanings of this saying.

Jamie’s Guilt – “Cousincide”

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The irony here is pretty grand. Jamie Lannister killed his own cousin, Alton Lannister, in order to escape his captivity by the Northern armies. Alton had been Jamie’s squire before, and they had what seemed like a nice little chat while being in the same cell. Alton asks Jamie if he ever thought of escaping, and Jamie says he has a plan.

Alton offers help and scoots closer in order to hear what he needs to do. Jamie tells him that the one thing he needs to do is to die, and so Jamie beats him to death, attracting the attention on the guards. Jamie then kills the guard and escapes.

Fast forward to season 4, when Jamie visits Tyrion in his cell right before the trial by combat fought by The Mountain and Oberyn Martell. Tyrion is running down the list of names for different kinds of familial killings and declares there’s a word for every kind. Jamie displays some guilt, unseen by Tyrion, and says “cousins”, to which Tyrion replies that he’s right – there’s no word for cousin-killing. Let’s call it cousincise in honor of Alton, poor kid.

Oberyn Martell Poisoned Tywin Lannister

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This one is a mind-blowing theory that caters more to the books then the show: what if I told you that Oberyn Martell, the handsome Prince of Dorne, master of poisons actually poisoned Tywin Lannister prior to both their deaths?

In Tyrion’s trial for the murder of King Joffrey, Grand Maester Pycell shares that one of his poison vials was missing. It was “Widow’s blood, this one is called, for the color. A cruel poison. It shuts down a man’s bladder and bowels, until he drowns himself in his own poisons.” That wasn’t the poison that killed Joffrey, but someone other than Tyrion took it. Who did? Oberyn.

Go back to when Mace Tyrell, Tywin Lannister, and Oberyn are breaking bread at the solar. This was the perfect opportunity for Oberyn to poison Tywin with such an awful chemical.

This goes deeper in the book, with Oberyn stating he was thankful for Cersei blaming Tyrion for the poisoning, because he’d probable be the one accused if Tyrion wasn’t immediately blamed. “Who knows more of poisons than the Red Viper of Dorne, after all?” He then follows that with a very seemingly random line. “Your father may not live forever.”

Sure, nobody lives forever, but why would he bring Tywin’s death into this conversation?

The description of Tyrion’s thoughts after shooting his father in the toilet also point that something was foul – and not just the magnificent crap he was taking. “But the stink that filled the privy gave ample evidence that the oft-repeated jape about his father was just another lie. Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.”

In the books, the details regarding Tywin’s funeral after Tyrion shot him in the toilet only point more to this theory, with Tywin rotting visibly, his face greenish, eyes sunken, and a “foul white fluid was seeping through the joints of his splendid gold-and-crimson armor to pool beneath his body.”

With the Widow’s Blood vial missing, Oberyn present in King’s Landing and breaking bread with Tywin Lannister before Tyrion’s trial, and the descriptions of both Tywin’s death stinks and his deterioration at his funeral, there’s very little left to the imagination – though Tyrion ultimately delivered the blow that killed Tywin, Oberyn absolutely dealt him a slow and painful death ahead of time. Depending on how you look at it, Tyrion basically did his father a favor.

Karl Tanner, The Dirty Mouth Stabber

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Karl Tanner, the murderous mutineer ringleader of the Night’s Watch, gets the same deathblow he dealt to Craster – a lovely stab through the mouth. His style of combat also includes fighting dirty, which he also gets dealt before his death.

Jon Snow and a handful of men from the Night’s Watch interrupt Karl, who is at this point despicably attempting to rape Meera after taking her, Jojen, and Bran captive, and a fight ensues. Karl fights dirty – spits in Jon’s face to distract him among other tactics – until one of Craster’s daughter-wives stabs him in the shoulder before he gets to finish Jon off.

Forgetting that you should never turn your back to your opponent in battle, he does just that to try and kill the girl, and Jon stabs him through the back of the head and out his mouth. Good riddance, creep.

Maester Aemon: The ONLY Character To Die Of Old Age In Game Of Thrones

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This, ladies and gents, is the only man to have died on natural causes in this show (at least that we have seen). Yep. Our beloved Maester Aemon of the Night’s Watch – Aemon Targaryen, great-uncle to Daenerys Targayen, unknowingly great-great-uncle of Jon Snow (ahem Aegon Targaryen) – dies at the lovely age of 102, being the longest living person in Westeros at the time, of natural causes and old age.

Though it was beyond sad to see him go, it also gives us hope that any one of our current favorite characters can also die of natural causes and the George R. R. Martin doesn’t just kill everyone off in gruesome ways. Unlikely, but hey, we can hope.

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The Princesses Of Westeros – Game Of Thrones Characters Re-Imagined As Disney Princesses

The Princesses of Westeros

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While we already looked into a Disney Version Of Game Of Thrones, we here have an excellent adaptation of our favorite women in Game of Thrones specifically re-imagined as Disney Princesses this time.

Artist Sam Tsui also known as DjeDjehuti on DeviantArt made those stunning looking renditions of Game of Thrones Characters as Classic Disney Princesses.

Someone needs to pitch this idea to Disney Studios with a complex change in violence, language, and sex scenes. Totally doable, right?

Ariel as Melisandre

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Seeing our favorite Disney redhead (I still love you, Merida) dressed as The Red Witch has me singing “wish I could be part of your world”. What a great mashup.

Aurora as Cersei

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Aurora is a much sweeter and pleasant princess than Cersei ever was, but you can’t deny how much she looks like her in this.

Belle and Margeary

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Belle is a perfect Margaery – kind, sweet, beautiful, and graceful. Even though she gets her happily-ever-after with her handsome prince, we can all pretend Margaery lives on through her because of this picture.

Cinderella as Catelyn Stark

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Our favorite mother is portrayed by our favorite step-daughter. Hard working, honest, and loyal, Catelyn and Cinderella do have somethings in common – except the hair color.

Elsa as Daeneys

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The Mother of Dragons takes a cold turn in this picture as Elsa. Their elemental differences aside, they do look like they could be sisters from different misters. …Wait. Can we confirm that they are not related at all?! Come on, Disney…

Grandma Fa as Olenna Tyrell

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My two favorite grandmas mashed up into one. My day, month, and year has been made. Their personalities are very similar and they’re both highly loveable. Oh, Lady Olenna… You are missed.

Jasmine as Ellaria Sand

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Gorgeous, exotic, and partnered with beautiful men – Jasmine and Ellaria might as well be the same person, with one tiny exception – Jasmine is much less petty and vengeful than Ellaria was.

Lilo as Arya Stark

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Lilo and Arya are both spunky, morbid, and dark little girls. One of Disney’s only young girl protagonists, these two are an excellent mashup as well.

Merida as Ygritte

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Wild red curls, badass attitude, awesome accent, excellent aiming with a bow and arrow… Ygritte is Merida, and Merida is Ygritte.

Mulan as Brienne

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Yes. Even though we don’t witness Brienne’s early years and struggles, she did go through a lot to become the respected knight that she is. She didn’t have to lie about being a woman like Mulan did, but these ladies show the world that women can do the same (if not more) as any man can. So much yes.

Rapunzel as Sansa Stark

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Who better to portray Sansa, who’s been locked up in a tower time after time, oppressed by abusers and had a pretty tough life, than Rapunzel? She also knows how that feels, and has magnificent hair as well.

Snow White as Shae

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The illustration is beautiful, but there’s a reason why I’m giggling a little at the artist’s choice. These two have nothing in common, except they both seem to really like having dwarves around… Ha.

Tiana as Meera Reed

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You may be scratching your head at this one, but here’s what the artist himself had to say:”Meera is of course the spunky girl helping Bran and crew reach the three-eyed raven north of the wall — The Reeds are the rulers of the Cranogmen, who live in the swamps and marshes and are sometimes called ‘frog-eaters’ — so I figured this Tiana, a bayou beauty herself, would be a perfect fit!”

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15 More Satisfying Moments In Game Of Thrones

Make Sure To Also Check Part 1 Called “The 15 Most Satisfying Moments In Game Of Thrones”!

Although we have already composed a list of fifteen of the most satisfying moments in Game of Thrones, there are still so many more to talk about. With the passing of seven years, many satisfying moments have happened, so here are fifteen more moments that went and tingled down our spine in Game of Thrones.

Brienne’s Rescue Of Sansa & Being Knighted

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Having just missed Sansa Stark’s signal, Brienne of the Tarth and her squire – Podrick Payne – went in search of her after she escaped her abusive husband, Ramsay Bolton.

Just as the Bolton men found Sansa and Theon Greyjoy – whom helped her escape from Winterfell in the last episode of season 5 of HBO’s Game of Thrones – and were about to take them back to Ramsay – who would surely punish them severally – Brienne charged in on horseback and took them out with Oathkeeper – the Valyrian steel sword that Jaime Lannister gave her to rescue the Stark girls with.

Sansa knighted Brienne, with the help of Theon Greyjoy, like her mother did before her and took her into her service as her sworn sword and shield.

Jeor Mormont Offers Longclaw To Jon Snow

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Having saved Jeor Mormont from one of the undead, Jon Snow was gifted with Longclaw – the ancestral Valyrian steel sword of House Mormont. He reveals that he had a new pommel made in the form of a wolf rather than a bear, to honour House Stark – the House of Jon’s believed to be father, Ned Stark.

Jeor explained the history behind the sword and who it belonged to, and who is was meant for, before offering it to Jon. He tries to refuse, but Jeor tells him that he has earnt it by saving his life.

It emphasises the respect and gratitude that Jon earnt for his heroic act, and emphasises that he is a hero – possibly the overall hero of the entire series.

The Nights Watch Drops The Scythe

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As the Wildlings were climbing the Wall, Ed gave the order for the Scythe to be dropped in order to prevent them from crossing the Wall and venturing south to raid and kill people.

The Nights Watch Brother followed his command and dropped it. The large, anchor looking metal weapon was dropped from the top of the Wall and left to swing across the side.

The large, metal weapon scraped into the Wall as it did so and took out all of the Wildlings. They screamed and cried out as it crushed them and knocked them from the Wall.

Daenerys Getting Laid On Her Own Terms

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Having not had a romantic or sexual partner since season 1 of HBO’s Game of Thrones, Daenerys Targaryen gave into her desires in season 4 when Daario Naharis – whom she had chemistry and tension with since meeting – came to her chambers.

After pouring herself a glass of red wine and sitting in her chair in a seductive manner, she told Daario to take off his clothes since that was what he did best.

Jon Snow & Sam Tarly Losing Their Virginity

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Both of the brothers of the Nights Watch, were inexperienced with the opposite sex when they came to Castle Black and thought that their vows would prevent them from ever knowing the intimacies between men and women however they both met and fell in love with wilding woman from beyond the Wall.

Jon fell in love with Ygritte, a wildling warrior woman who was at first his prisoner and then captor. Having ran off into a cave, Ygritte began to strip off her clothes before Jon Snow and asked him to break his vows. Although at first reluctant, Jon Snow soon gave into his desires and lost his virginity to Ygritte.

Sam fell in love with Gilly, a wilding woman who was forced to bear the children of her father – Craster – who gave the male children to the White Walkers. He rescued her from that life and took her back to Castle Black. After saving her from two brothers who wanted to rape her, Sam lost his virginity to Gilly.

Grey Worm & Missandei Get It On

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Grey Worm and Missandei have one of the most gentle and sweet relationships on the show. They consummated their tender relationship on the night before Grey Worm was set to take Casterly Rock from the Lannisters.

She goes to say goodbye to him and he explains how he feels for her, that she is his weakness because he is frightened of losing her and not seeing her again. She admits she feels the same and he, passionately yet gently, kisses her.

Following the romantic gesture, she begins to undress herself and then proceeds to undress Grey Worm but he is reluctant to let her see his naked form until she tells him she wants to see him. He allows her to and she smiles at him lovingly and begins to kiss him tenderly.

They – nervously and sweetly -consummated their relationship on what they believe could be their last night together.

Jorah Is Greeted Back By Daenerys

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After having had an emotional goodbye with Jorah in which he confesses his love for her, Jorah returned to Daenerys after getting rid of the Greyscale that he contracted while sailing through old Valyria.

She and Jon Snow were standing atop the cliffs of Dragonstone when the Dothraki told her that a man claiming to be her friend was there. She turned to see Jorah behind them.

Daenerys looks ready to cry at the sight of her longest and most trusted friend. She informs Jon Snow of who he is and he tells Jorah that his father was a great man.

Jorah offers Daenerys his service, if she will have him. She then tells him it will be her honour and then embraces him warmly and affectionately.

Daario Kills The Champion Of Mereen

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As Daenerys and her army approaches the gate of Meeren, the lords send out a single ride who Jorah explains is their champion. He further explains that they want her to put forth her own champion to fight him.

The champion of Meeren then proceeds to urinate over the floor and spouts out insults to Daenerys and her army. She and her closest allies discuss who to put forward as her champion. She struggles to choose because many of them mean a lot to her and are important to her cause.

Daario offers himself as the champion, saying he was the last to join her cause and wants to prove himself to her.

While the champion is charging towards Daario, he stands there facing him seemingly unperturbed. He draws his dagger and throws it at the horse, killing it instantly. The horses fall makes the dust swell up and the champion rises to kill Daario but he withdraws his sword and kills the champion.

The Meeren archers shot arrows at him but they all miss and he – to return the favour – urinates on them.

In the books however, it was Strong Belwas, a Book Character we’ll never see in the show, that kills the champion and defecates in his corpse rather than take a leak the way Daario did…

Daenerys Sails For Westeros

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Having accumulated three dragons, an army of unsullied soldiers, a hoard of Dothraki, and the alliances of Houses Greyjoy, Martell and Tyrell – Daenerys Targaryen finally sailed for Westeros to conquer and claim the Iron Throne in the final episode of season six.

The scene began with the Greyjoy theme swelling in the background while Theon looked at the flickering Golden Kraken sail, he looks at his sister and Queen, and the pair look ahead. The camera then pans to Grey Worm on another ship with some of the unsullied. Then there is an overhead shot to emphasize the sheer amount of followers Daenerys has.

The Dothraki are shown on another ship, and then the dragons are shown gliding over the water. The camera turns – as the Targaryen theme takes over and swells – on the leading ship to reveal Daenerys and her small council; Tyrion Lannister, Missandei and Varys. Daenerys and Tyrion share a look before the three dragons fly over the ship and towards Westeros.

Bran & Rickon Were Never Killed By Theon

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When Theon Greyjoy revealed the two burnt, hanging corpses in the courtyard of Winterfell, it was believed that Bran and Rickon Stark were dead. Maester Luwin wept, having loved the two youngest Starks deeply, and would have fallen to his knees had the Ironborn not held him up. The episode ended with Theon looking at the blacked bodies.

The next episode, while Maester Luwin is looking at the still hanging corpses solemnly, he sees Osha – the Wildling looking after the Stark boys – sneaking into the crypts of Winterfell with food. He follows her and she explains how they escaped and doubled back to Winterfell – where they would be least expected to be.

Jon Snow’s Parentage Is (FINALLY) Revealed

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After years of speculation, and people trying to prove different theories true, it was finally revealed in the final episode of season six of HBO’s Game of Thrones that Jon Snow was the son of Lyanna Stark, the she wolf of Winterfell, and Rhaegar Targaryen, the dragon blooded prince.

The show used Bran’s visions as a way to flashback to Jon’s birth at the Tower of Joy, in the Red Mountains of Dorne. The younger Ned Stark knelt by his dying sister, who was weak and covered in her own blood in the birthing bed, while she begged him to protect her infant son from the wrath of Robert Baratheon.

Ned was then handed the infant from the Dornish maid and he looks down at the small bundle. The camera closed in on the dark eyed infant and then transitioned to a close up shot of the adult Jon Snow.

Littlefinger Gets Executed

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Littlefinger spent the majority of season seven trying to turn the sisters, Sansa and Arya Stark, against each other the same way he once did with their mother – Catlyn Stark – and her own sister – Lysa Arryn.

At first, it was seemingly working in his favour, with Arya accusing Sansa of treachery against her family – which she believes is punishable by death – and Sansa telling Arya that she could not have endured all that she herself did.

In the final episode of season seven, Sansa called a meeting in the Great Hall of Winterfell and called Arya forward. They discussed the matters of loyalty, family and what one should do to someone who betrayed their family. The exchange seemed as though Sansa was accusing Arya of treachery, as Littlefinger had put it in her head that Arya wanted to kill her, but after Sansa stated what the accused was being trailed for – she turned to Littlefinger and asked him how he answered to the crimes he was accused of.

Shocked at being outsmarted, he denies the crimes but Bran and Arya prove that they know he is guilty. Having been denied protection from the knights of the Vale, he pleads with Sansa for his life. She makes it clear he is going to die and Arya slits his throat with the same dagger that he had given an assassin to kill Bran with many years prior.

Jon Snow & Sam Tarly Killing White Walkers

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The two Nights Watch brothers – Jon Snow and Samwell Tarly – are two of the only known people who have managed to actually kill a White Walker.

Jon Snow, while trying to rescue the wildlings from Hardhome, faced the onslaught of the army of the dead as they began to savage the folk beyond the Wall. When he ran into the tent to retrieved the valuable dragonglass – that was known to kill the undead – he came face to face with one of the White Walkers. Their battled and it appeared that the Walker had the upper hand but Jon managed to slay it with Longclaw, his Valyrian steel sword that Jeor Mormont gifted him many years prior.

Sam Tarly, while trying to get Gilly and her newborn son back to safety, was forced to face a White Walker. Although terrified, he shouted at the Walker to stay back but it proceeded to attack and shattered Sam’s sword. While Sam was knocked on the ground, the White Walker to attack Gilly and her baby but Sam stabbed it in the back with a piece of dragonglass and it died on impact.

Jon Snow Kills Olly & His Murderers

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When Olly was introduced, we felt bad for the poor kid: he had just witnessed his village and family get slaughtered by Wildlings. The Magnar of Thenns even taunted him about eating his parents when the slaughter would end.

Olly killing Ygritte during the Battle of Castle Black in the same manner she had killed his parents brought a conflicting sense of justice. He had avenged his parents’ death, but Jon also lost his first love; a sad moment in Game of Thrones.

But when Olly took part in the conspiracy to assassinate the Lord Commander over a difference in opinion, that’s when everything changed. Giving Jon the last Stab ala Brutus to Ceasar was the tipping point where Olly was now a hated character, even spawning an infamous sub reddit called “F***Olly”

After Jon’s ressurection, it made sense for him to execute Olly, Thorne and all the other conspirators, as is law in the Nights Watch. Olly didn’t even have the decency to explain to Jon, nor give any last words. Just when we thought Jon would reconsider executing them, as brothers of the Nights Watch are needed for the Great War ahead, that swing of the sword brought Justice and Punishment! That closeup of Dead Olly was weird as well….

Notable Entry: Robb Is Named King In The North

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While we already had covered Jon Snow’s Coronation as King In The North in Part 1 of this article, nevertheless, we figured this one should be there as well.
The northern lords gathered together to decide which king they should declare for. Despite wanting to declare for Renly, Robb Stark reminded them that just as Bran could not surface him in the succession of Winterfell, Renly could not surpass Stannis.

They argued that he could not mean to join Joffrey for he executed Ned Stark – Robbs father – but Robb repeated that Renly could not surpass Stannis. Greatjon Umber tells them all that none of the southern kings mean anything to him for they do not know anything about the north. He points his sword to Robb and declares him King in the North.

The other northern lords and Theon Greyjoy follow suit, all declaring him King in the North in unison as Catelyn Stark looked up at her son while the House Stark theme swelled in the background.

The Resurrection Of Jon Snow

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Having been murdered by his own men in a mutiny in the last episode of season 5, it was unknown for a year as to whether – the White Wolf – Jon Snow would return to HBO’s Game of Thrones.

After finding his dead body, Davos, Ed and several other loyal brothers carried his body inside and brought Melisandre to him. She washed his body, cut his hair and uttered a spell while gliding her hands over him. Thinking her magic had left her, she believed that she would be able to bring him back.

Melisandre left, followed by the brothers of the Nights Watch and eventually Davos. Ghost – Jon’s albino direwolf – however, perked up and looked at his owner’s body. Jon’s face came into view and in the last moment of the episode, he gasped and opened his eyes.

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36 Ser Jorah “Friendzone” Mormont Memes To Make You LOL

Ser Jorah Mormont got kicked out of Daenerys’ team of advisors, banished from her sight twice, brought Tyrion Lannister to her – who is now her most cherished advisor and Hand of the Queen, and cured himself of Greyscale after she commanded him to, and he is still not lucky in love. Don’t lie, your heart hurt for him when he realized Daenerys and Jon Snow had something brewing in between them. But Jorah is not a perfect man – he got himself exiled from Bear Island and brought dishonor to his House, and then broke Daenerys’ trust when she learned he was a spy for King Robert Baratheon, telling him of her every move until he fell in love with her. That’s a little creepy, especially since she’s 14 years old in the books, but he is no Littlefinger and he remains as one of the best fighters and an avid member of the Friendzone Club in the show. In his honor, here are some memes that are guaranteed to make you giggle.
Spoilers ahead, as per usual!

Captain Friendzone

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Captain Jorah of the boat Friendship, along with his Second in Command, Tyrion. Which failing love journey will they adventure to next?

Apply Milk Of The Poppy To The Burn Area…

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Can Jorah have that Aloe Vera back? A new burn has appeared, and it’ll sting until season 8 comes out and we see what happens with this love triangle thing (or square, because Daario?).

Ride the Dragon

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Eat your words, Daario. He rode that dragon, indeed.

Creepy Chat

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We’ve all been there – chatrooms. Doesn’t seem like Jorah will have any luck in attracting a girl who is 35 years younger than him when she can have any gorgeous man she wants (ahem, Jon and Daario).

Natural Stance

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Here we have a Jorah Mormont in his natural habitat and pose, always on the lookout for Daenerys, and always hopeful that she will love him.

Be Strong, J Bear

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Jorah, also known as J Bear, has an inner dialogue with himself. Stay strong, J Bear. You shall prevail!

Puntastic Sub-Meereens

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… Get out of our sight, Jorah.

Look At Me

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In today’s episode of “I Should Have Said Something”, we see Jorah struggling with his inability to state the obvious and tell Daenerys he loves her. It’s ok, J Bear. We’re pretty sure she knows.

Released From Friendzone (with a Twist)

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Oops. I believe this is not the kind of release he wanted from the friendzone…

“Milady” – Hipster Jorah

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Dear Milady, respect the Fedora. He’s clearly a sweet man who has much respect for you and has made his wrongs right. Don’t friendzone J Bear!

500 Miles

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Fun fact – The Proclaimers had a huge hit back in Westeros. Jorah made sure to memorize the lyrics and do exactly what they say – walk (and saild) about a thousand miles back and forth to her.

Senpai Noticed Me

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Remember that time in high school where your crush actually acknowledged your existence? Remember how special you felt? Love lifts us high where we belong, indeed.

Aario

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This… is just brutal. Poor Jorah has to be reminded that the love of his life has slept with men after men, but never him. Don’t cry, J Bear.

The Burn Book

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How cute, J Bear has a Burn Book. What a Mean Boy. This is seriously reminding me of high school.

Why Books When You Can Have a Horse?

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Daenerys clearly accepted the wrong presents here – books are much better presents than a horse… if you live in a castle or somewhere where things are close by. Also, look at Drogo’s muscles. He could give her a banana peel and she’s still take it over anything Jorah gave her.

Get It Together, Jorah

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Jorah has all the right intentions yet none of the right vocabulary for love. Get it together, J Bear!

Khaleesi, Plz!

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Being sexy and a stoic killing machine definitely wins over having someone risk their life for you, right? I mean, Jorah did betray her trust in the beginning, but that was a long time ago! Give him a chance, Khaleesi!

Dany’s FB Moments

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Oof. Does anyone have some Aloe Vera Jorah can borrow? Forget Greyscale, this burn will scar forever.

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15 Things You Didn’t Know About House Targaryen

Dragons, white hair, fire, and blood. If House Targaryen doesn’t come to mind when you read those words, you’re not a true fan of one of the biggest Houses to almost disappear in Westeros.
House Targaryen has been diminished to nobody but just Daenerys (and now Jon Snow) and her two dragons at this point of the Game of Thrones universe (or at least in the TV series), but they were once a great force in Westeros and Essos. From fleeing their original home in Essos, to all the conquering, and to the almost-extinctions of their House and dragons, there’s a lot more to their history than the 7 seasons of the show has shown, and all of it comes from the books and a small series, The Tales of Dunk and Egg.

So grab some wine, huddle over near the fireplace, and read over a few facts that most fans don’t know about the Targaryen. As usual, huge spoiler warning for those who aren’t caught up at this point. There’s even a small theory for your consideration at the end.

1) Valyria

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The Targaryens were one of the many dragonlord families that lived in Old Valyria, the most dominant country in Essos. A place filled with many treasures like Valyrian Steel and magic items, its population was known for its silver-gold or platinum hair and purplish eyes.

This great civilization was completely destroyed by the Doom – a ginormous cataclysm caused by the eruption of a group of mountains named the Fourteen Flames that brought Earth-shattering earthquakes, multiple strong volcanic eruptions, lakes boiled and turned to acid, and dragonglass rained down from red clouds.

The air was filled with ashes and smoke, and it even killed dragons. This cataclysm broke the Valyrian peninsula into multiple tiny islands, creating the Smoking Sea, and the islands of Velos and Ghozai were completely destroyed by a tsunami.

While some septons fantasize that the cataclysm was punishment for the Valyrians “delving too deep into the seven hells”, it’s commonly believed to be just a series of natural eruptions that wiped everyone but a few of the Targaryens out. When Daenys Targaryen told her father, Lord Aenar Targaryen, about her prophetic dream of the destruction of Valyria, he wasted no time – he moved his family, five dragons, and all of their belongings to Dragonstone in Westeros.

When Valyria was destroyed twelve years later, the Targaryens were the only of the dragonrider families to survive.

2) Dragons

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Though the Targaryens are currently the only House to have dragons, they weren’t always the only ones. In Valyria, the Velaryon, Celtigar, and the Belaerys were some of the other noble houses who also had dragons.

The Valyrians were excellent dragon trainers and were able to rule for years due to their loyal pet-monsters. The dragons of Valyria had a really long life expectancy, with Balerion the Black Dread living for about 200 years.
It’s said that no dragonrider may ride two different dragons, but that doesn’t mean a single dragon can bond with multiple riders in its long lifetime.

There are only two dragons left (I mean, Viserion is still around but just on the wrong side of the fight now), and the majority of the ancient dragons died in battle and against each other. It’ll be very sad when the day comes and Drogon and Rhaegal both perish, before or after Daenerys. Here’s hope that there will be some more dragon eggs found throughout Westeros before that – maybe even in Winterfell’s crypts.

3) The Split of House Targaryen

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House Targaryen had its own civil war, named the Dance of Dragons, when the successor of the throne could not be properly established after King Viserys I died.

Though the king had officially claimed Rhaenyra as his successor, his son Aegon II was outraged and, with the help of Viserys’ wife, betrayed his father’s wishes and crowned himself King. Once Rhaenyra found out her father had died and Aegon II had crowned himself king, she and her half-brother raged war on each other and split the Targaryens into two sides – those who supported Rhaenyra and those who supported Aegon.

Brother fought brother, dragons killed each other and their riders, and thousands died. It was a tragedy that spread itself in the Targaryen House, and claimed so many lives that the Targaryens never fully recovered from it.

It was a huge contributing factor to the decline of the dragons and the thinning out of the Targaryen line. In the end, Rhaenyra lost and Aegon fed her to his dragon while her son watched. Aegon II became seriously wounded and died a few months later, and Rhaenyra’s son, Aegon III, became king.

4) The Blackfyres

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Blackfyre is the name of the Valyrian Steel sword that stays in the Targaryen family line. As with all ancestral items or family heirlooms, the sword was passed down from king to king, until King Aegon IV the Unworthy gave Blackfyre to his bastard son Daemon instead of lawful son, Daeron II.

Daemon then took the name Blackfyre and founded his own cadet branch of the House Targaryen – House Blackfyre – and became known as Daemon Blackfyre.

As King Aegon IV was dying, he decided it’d be a great idea to legitimize all of his bastard children. Daeron II Targaryen succeeded him in becoming King, and Daemon Blackfyre rose up a civil war in a rebellious move to take the throne from him.

Daemon was completely unsuccessful in getting folks to join his cause, though, because he did not have Blackfyre with him at that time – it was in the possession of Aegon “Bittersteel” Rivers, the creator of the Golden Company, far away.

No one knows what happened to the sword Blackfyre after his death, but legend says it was lost. Great going, guys.

5) King’s Landing

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We all know King’s Landing as the capital of the Seven Kingdoms, where the King or Queen sits in the Iron Throne and rules and either goes mad or tries to appease the population. However, few of us know that it was actually founded by Aegon I Targaryen, when he departed Dragonstone and conquered kingdom after kingdom.

While many expected him to rule from Dragonstone, he kept an eye on the then-smaller town where he had first landed with his dragons and army. Appropriately named King’s Landing, Aegon made a fort for himself on the tallest hill there and named it Aegonfort, ruling in his seat and supervising the town’s growth.

It was a very strategic place for ruling – he could initiate trade and oversee who entered his kingdom through Blackwater Bay and the Narrow Sea, and King’s Landing flourished and overtook some of the then major cities in Westeros.

6) The Red Keep

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The Red keep has an air of secrecy surrounding it, much like the Crypts of Winterfell. Aegon I Targaryen had built the Red keep in order to keep it as a reminder of the fires he had roasted his enemies in, so whenever King’s Landing looked up, they’d see what defiance could result in.

Aegon lived by a simple rule – fear and punishment keep people in line, and it was a lesson he taught his son Maegor “The Cruel”.

Maegor was so cruel and the Red Keep was such a prized possession of the Targaryens that when the builders finally finished building the Red Keep, Maegor had them all executed to keep it’s secrets safe. It’s also said that miles of hidden passageways run behind the walls and under the floors of the Red Keep.

Many like to fantasize that the Red Keep is red because of it’s soaked with the blood of Aegor and Maegor’s enemies. If you think that’s a little mysterious and weird, think back to when Varys said he knows the ways of the Red Keep that only the Targaryen know…

7) Dragonstone

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credit: Karakter Studios/HBO

Dragonstone is the Ancestral home of House Targaryen, after Lord Aenar Targaryen took off from Valyria with his family and five dragons and arrived in Westeros, escaping the Doom of Valyria and ultimately the destruction of House Targaryen.

It’s a volcanic island a few hundred miles north east of King’s Landing, and where Aegon I Targaryen was expected by many to rule the Seven Kingdoms. Since Aegon decided to build up King’s Landing instead, Dragonstone was kept as the home of the King’s Heir, namely the Prince of Dragonstone.

Dragonstone is one of the strongest castles in the Seven Kingdoms, thank to to its advanced Valyrian design consisting of strong stonemasonry techniques now lost to the world. Its isolated island location only makes it harder for enemies to break through – a fleet of ships would be required just to transport troops and large siege weapons to its location, and even then they would be forced to make a risky attempt to bring their ships in while under fire from the castle’s own catapults.

Though in the books the castle is eventually taken at a huge cost, it’s a completely different story in the TV show – they even changed the look of it a little.

8) Aegon the Unlikely

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Aegon V Targaryen, or either Aegon “The Unlikely” or Egg informally, was the fourth son of a fourth son. He was a long-shot for the throne, but everything that needed to happen happened in the most unlikely, luck-of-the-draw, and amazing sub-plot in the Game of Thrones universe.

The series, A Tale of Dunk and Egg, is excellently written by George R. R. Martin, detailing how a young boy and a hedge knight become King of the Seven Kingdoms and Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.

There are quite a few references to these two iconic figures in the world, as Aegon was the younger brother of Aemon Targaryen of the Night’s Watch. We also see Jamie thumbing through the White Book and reading the accolades of Sir Duncan “The Tall.”
Aegon had become the squire of hedge knight Sir Duncan “The Tall” when he was very young, and the two of them go on adventures together,. Aegon, while incognito and not revealing who he really is, experiences the kingdom and hears complaints and sees struggles of the ordinary folk who don’t live in a castle or have riches to their names.

It’s a bittersweet knowledge that plays a part on how he tries to rule when he does become King. The series are currently unfinished, but are an amazing read.

9) Young Griff

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credit: Diego Gisbert Llorens, Steamy

A few major characters have been avoided for the Game of Thrones TV show, like Lady Stoneheart, but this one a huge one that could offer a significant plot twist in the books.

Young Griff is only mentioned in the books, so this is a special spoiler alert for those who haven’t caught up with the books or wish to read them to find out. Before Tyrion is captured by Jorah Mormont, he is on a ship bound for Volantis with Illyrio Mopatis, a sellsword named Griff and his son, Young Griff. Tyrion, in his naturally intelligent way, sees that Young Griff is extremely educated.

He matches this fact with Young Griff’s violet eyes and realizes a very important truth – Young Griff is Aegon Targaryen, the very same Aegon Targaryen who was supposedly killed by The Mountain during Robert’s Rebellion.

As it turns out, Varys switched Aegon with a commoner’s child and smuggled him away to Essos where he lived with Illyrio until Jon Connington (Rhaegar Targaryen’s good friend) adopted him under the sellsword identity, Griff. They dyed Aegon’s hair blue and taught him the way to rule a kingdom as a true Targaryen.

In the books, when we last see Aegon, he is heading to meet his aunt Daenerys to marry her and take back their kingdom. Since this will in no way happen in the TV shows, it makes us wonder just how ridiculously different the outcome of the TV show’s plot and the real book’s plot will be. *cues the shame bells*

10) Targaryen Blood in House Baratheon

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Fun fact – did you know Robert Baratheon actually had a legit claim to the Iron Throne, and wasn’t an “usurper”? This isn’t really talked about in the show but, in the books, the origin of House Baratheon is told as is the reason why Robert had the right to be crowned King.

When Ned Stark refuses the Iron Throne, he says that the Baratheon house has an ancient relation to House Targaryen. Confused?
Orys Baratheon, the founder of House Baratheon, was one of Aegon I Targaryen’s greatest generals and his bastard brother. On top of that, Robert’s grandmother on his father’s side was Rhaelle Targaryen.
This does make his claim to the throne true, but does it also have anything to do with Melisandre’s mistake in thinking his brother, Stannis Baratheon, was The Prince That Was Promised? She could’ve just had the wrong strand of Targaryen after all…

11) Relationship with Dorne

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When the word Dorne is mentioned, we automatically think one of two things – how beautiful Oberyn was and how annoyingly disappointed we all were with the screen adaptation of the Sand Snakes. But did you know Dorne was like the untamable step-child to the Targaryen?
Though Ellaria Sand showed an undisputed devotion to Daenerys’ cause (even if the fact she wanted revenge against Cersei played a part in it), Dorne wasn’t always standing behind the Targaryen for their trust fall. Dorne was impossible to conquer for about 200 years, fighting wars against the Targaryen and killing those put there to keep the peace.

Dorne finally joined the realm, began to have some influence that was not very liked by the other noble houses, and made marriage pacts with other houses, and finally became the youngest nation of the Seven Kingdoms and the most recent ally to the Targaryen. Dorne: home of the feisty.

12) The Targaryen Misconception

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Another thing the TV adaptation of Game of Thrones doesn’t really do justice in is the way the Targaryen are supposed to look.

In the books, the traditional look of a Targaryen is silver hair and blue eyes. We see that Daenerys does have the silver hair, but her eyes are very blue. Same with her annoying older brother, Viserys, silver hair but no blue eyes. It’s a little weird that the show abandoned the traditional look when they do include that Ned Stark only found out about Cersei and Jaime’s incest through how their three children looked – all blonde like the Lannisters, and none of them looked like Robert Baratheon.

With Jon Snow actually being Aegon Targaryen and not having any of the key looks of anyone in Houe Targaryen, maybe the show decided to dumb down the traditional looks and features so his identity could stay secret?
Another misconception is that all Targaryen aren’t supposed to be harmed by fire. That isn’t true and it’s also busted in the books. Jon Snow, now a confirmed Targaryen, was burned while slaying White Walkers. Viserys Targaryen, Deanerys’ brother, was killed by having melted gold dumped on his head.

In the books, there are tons of cases of Targaryens being burned to death by dragons or fire, and Daenerys’ hair burns away with her clothe when she births her dragons. The fact Daenerys survived that (and the burning down of the Dosh Khaleesi Temple in the books) is a miracle, or just luck. Or maybe she’s the ultimate Targaryen.

13) Creation of the Kingsguard

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Contrary to popular belief, the Kingsguard wasn’t always there. It was created a long time ago, of course, but only under the rule of Aegon The Conquerer.

While his conquests and burning down of people (some innocent, some not so much) did attract attention, it also attracted enemies and backstabbers. Aegon created the Kingsguard, an elite group of military men sworn to protect him from anyone with their lives.

As we see Daenerys prepping to build her own Queensguard, we see the parallels between her and Aegon I – they were both almost assassinated by a merchant, and they both saw the need to have a constant batch of knights to protect them as their enemies began to move against them.

As the Throne passed down to other houses, the need for a Kingsguard remained, with Jaime serving as the head of the Kingsguard in the first season of the show. It seems that constant protection and insulation is a real need in Westeros if you want to sit on that damn Iron Throne.

14) Incest is… Best?

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No, it clearly isn’t. Unless you’re a Targaryen.
For generations, uncles have been marrying their nieces, cousins have been marrying each other, fathers have been marrying daughters, and siblings have been marrying each other in House Targaryen. This was said to be needed to preserve their pure bloodline and the “magic” they have over dragons.

While this did preserve their traditional looks and kept the dragonrider lineage going, it also played a part in their reputation for being insane. It was said in the books that “when a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin”. This refers to their temperament due to their ongoing incest – they could go absolutely bonkers like about half of them did, or they could be normal.
With Jon Sow being confirmed as Aegon Targaryen and his romance blooming with his now-confirmed aunt, Daenerys, we can only wonder how they’ll react to the news of their accidental incest. In one hand, it’s normal for a Targaryen. In the other hand, that’s a little weird. Maybe not looking the same will help them ignore the fact they’re related? Maybe it’ll drive them apart? Or, maybe, we could see House Targaryen being built up again, their lineage restarting…

That is, if they both survive Cersei and the Night King.

15) The Theory of Tyrion

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Tyrion Lannister, our favorite dwarf (after Gimli, of course), was hated by his father, Tyrion. He’s currently hated by his sister and he carried the weight of being the cause of their mother’s death while birthing him. But, what if there was more to this hate?
Tywin Lannister was good friends with Aerys II Targaryen, the “Mad King”, long before he became mad. They were such good pals that Aerys made him Hand of the King during his rule. Aerys had long been lustful towards Tywin’s wife, Joanna Lannister, and that bothered Tywin. It’s been documented by some characters that Aerys either raped Joanna or had an affair with her at Joanna and Tywin’s wedding, even pointed out by the fact Her Grace Rhaella Targayren abruptly released Joanna from her services once she found out about it.

There’s also a lot of evidence, both in the show and the books, that Aerys II had a falling out with Tywin during a Tourney when Cersei and Jaime were only 6 years old, and Tywin’s resignation request was declined by the King. Once they returned to King’s Landing, there are some more suggestions that the King was still after Joana, and it all seemed somewhat consensual.
However, if the rumors were true, if they had gotten together more than once, and if they did produce a child… It would mean that Tyrion could be a Targaryen, and the uncertainty of that could be the source of most of Tywin’s hate towards him. Tyrion is very different than his family, and he’s currently sided with Daenerys Targaryen against his own House. Not only that – the fact Aerys had problems conceiving children with his wife and mistresses could also point to him having a dwarf son with Joanna.
Tyrion has said it himself that his own father doesn’t know if he’s his own son, and Tywin Lannister claims he’s no son of his before Tyrion kills him. In the books, specifically in Tyrion I, he is described as having hair so blond is was almost white, one eye green and the other black – much like another known Targaryen bastard, Shiera Seastar. Tyrion was also very interested in dragons from an early age, as the books point out.
There are a lot of good evidences and subtle suggestions that this could very well be true, and it could be a part of how House Targaryen will (hopefully) rise from the ashes.

 

 

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What If “Game Of Thrones” Was Cast In The 1970’s

Whatif the greatest Television Series of recent times had been made in the 1970’s?

Here are some casting choices. Share away your thoughts and/or improvements?

Jack Nicholson – Ramsay Bolton

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Steve McQueen – Jaime Lannister

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Meryl Streep – Cersei Lannister

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Orson Welles – Tywin Lannister

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Burt Reynolds – The Hound

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Barbara Streisand – Melisandre

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Marlon Brando – Robert Baratheon

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Clint Eastwood – Ned Stark

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Al Pacino – Jon Snow

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Jodie Foster – Arya Stark

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Sophia Lauren – Catelyn Stark

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Michael Caine – Bronn

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Brigitte Bardot – Daenerys Targaryen

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Sylvester Stallone – Oberyn Martell

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Diana Rigg – Margaery Tyrell

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12 Things You Didn’t Know About The Kingsguard

The Kingsguard is a prestigious order that has been on going for hundreds of years. Their service is invaluable and has undeniably changed the course of history in Westeros. Here are fifteen facts about them that you may or may not know, but will certainly enjoy.

Who Formed The Kingsguard?

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The Kingsguard was formed during the reign of Aegon ‘The Conqueror’ Targaryen, the first Targaryen king to sit upon the Iron Throne. It was the suggestion of Visenya Targaryen, his sister and wife, that a group of royal bodyguards were formed after a Dornish assassin made an attempt on her and Aegon’s lives whilst they walked the streets of Kings Landing in 10 AC. She consciously modelled the vows of the Kingsguard on those of the Nights Watch, an ancient order hat was formed during the Age of Heroes.

The Seat of The Kingsguard

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The White Sword Tower of the Red Keep, in Kings Landing, that sits upon Aegon’s Hill is where the Kingsguard resides. It is made up of four stories and is a slender building that overlooks the bay. The undercroft holds their armour ad their weapons. It has a meeting room for the Kingsguard in which a large table, carved from a weirwood tree into the shape of a shield, and seven chairs. The Lord commander has his apartments on the top floor and the other Kingsguard members have small living chambers on the second and third floors.

A Oath For Life

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To become a member of the Kingsguard, the man must kneel or bend the knee before the king and swear his vows. Once they have been spoken, either the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard or the Hand of the King present him with his white cloak.

The Kingsguard are sworn for life, despite physical and mental injuries and illnesses or age, which is why the vows are not made so lightly. As their vows dictate, the Kingsguard members have to give up their lands, claims and titles – if they have them or are to inherit them. They can no longer have any rights to them, unless they are discharged from the service of the king.

The Various Roles Of The Kingsguard

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As their vows state, the Kingsguard are not allowed to marry, father children or hold land. They are, however, allowed to retain and hold certain titles. The Lords Commander Criston Cole and Ryam Redwyne acted as Hand of the King to their respective kings, while Lewyn Martell Aemon Targaryen still used the style of ‘prince.’

Protect The Royal Family

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The Kingsguard have to prioritize the royal family above anyone else. The wives, children, family – and sometimes even mistresses and bastard children – of the king have the protection of the Kingsguard.

This is why Arthur Dayne and the other Kingsguard members were at the Tower of Joy, protecting Lyanna Stark – the wife of Rhaegar Targaryen – and her newly born son Aegon Targaryen – whom we all know better as the norther bastard, Jon Snow.

Dismissal Of A Kingsguard

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Only a king can dismiss a member of the Kingsguard; when Joffrey was king, he dismissed Ser Barristan Selmy because he was too ‘old’ and when Tommen was king he dismissed his biological father, believed to be uncle, Jaime Lannister in order to lead his army and regain Riverrun.

Transfer Of Tasks And Duties

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If a member of the Kingsguard cannot perform any of their tasks or duties because of age or mental or physical health reasons, the other members of the Kingsguard take them up.

Unsworn Help

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Sometimes the Kingsguard have to rely on other people in order to protect the king and royal family. Prince Joffrey has Sandor ‘The Hound’ Clegane as his sworn shield, Queen Cersei Lannister has Vylarr and his Red Cloaks to protect her.

The Lord Commander Of The Kingsguard

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The Lord Commander of the Kingsguard has a seat on the Small Council by virtue of his office. It is his role on the council to give the king military advice concerning warfare. Other members of the Kingsguard must guard the Small Council, one must stand outside the door whilst the council is in session and another at the end of the bridge on Maegor’s Holdfast.

The Kingsguard’s Cloak And Sigil

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Only a member of the Kingsguard can use an unblazoned, pure white shield. No one else in the Seven Kingdoms can. The Kingsguard have their own standard; it is a golden grown, encircled by seven silver swords on a white background.

The White Book

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Created during the reign of Aegon I Targaryen, the White Book is an uninterrupted history of all of the members of the Kingsguard. Each member has a page which dictates who they are and what deeds they have done in service to their respective kings. It is keep in the White Tower and it is up to the Lord Commander to update the book.

The Kingslayer

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In the entire history of the Kingsguard order, only one member of the prestigious order has ever turned on their king and killed him; Jaime Lannister. Though he had good reason to, as Aerys ‘The Mad King’ Targaryen was planning to burn the entire city of Kings Landing and its residents to the ground.

 

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Game Of Thrones: A Disney Version

Have you ever wondered what the Game of Thrones gorgeous world and characters would look like if they had been reimagined by Walt Disney studios? I mean, they’d have to do some real adapting for it to be accepted by Disney and its audience in the first place, but that’s beside the point. The Dornish men and women, the Northeners and Southeners, Wildings, wights, dragons… How would they look in the cartoonish, perfect world of Disney? Fret not, my sweet summer child – artists Fernando Mendonça and Anderson Mahanski not only answered that question, they took us to the world of Westeros in the most innocent, playful, and beautiful way imaginable. Below you’ll find their art as well as other artists, so get your inner bubbly, innocent child ready for some amazing new Disney character we will probably never see on the big screen or Walt Disney World.

Melisandre & Her (Goofy) Shadow

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Here we see a beautiful Melisandre (who reminds me of Megara in Hercules) walking her shadow baby, who had killed Renly Baratheon on the fateful night she gave birth to a demon. Totally not Disney appropriate, but you can’t deny she’d make an awesome villain in their universe.

Oberyn & The Mountain

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This scene could play out as a silly game of “guess who’s behind you”, but we all know better.

Jon Snow & Ghost

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A completely innocent moment between Jon Snow and his pet direwolf. One can only imagine what adventures they’d get themselves into. Also, poor squirrel.

Lord Varys

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Our favorite Spider and Spymaster (screw you, Littlefinger) looks up to something as he listens to one of his little birds. I wonder if they’ve been lying to him ever since Cersei took over and cleaned house in King’s Landing…

The Hound & Arya Stark

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I can see this as the poster for the movie “F*ck the King – The Adventures of A Girl and The Hound”. Coming to an end in 2018, rater R for mature language, gory images, and lewd content. I’m actually sad it’s not a real thing.

Jaime Lannister & Brienne Of Tarth

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Tale as old as time… Beauty and the Beast. Though Brienne is both beautiful and very muscly, calling her the Beast seems a little unfair. But let’s be honest, the early version of Jaime absolutely fits as a diva. Maybe he should’ve been drawn as Gaston instead?

Cersei Lannister

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Cersei would be a perfect Disney villain. Beautiful, smart, and gutsy, she puts the majority of witches and evil queens to shame with her evil plans and dirty work.

Tyrion Lannister

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Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to drink wine I go. He’d be the Disney character all children would love – funny, a little unlucky, intelligent, and cute. As long as they don’t include his sex addiction from earlier seasons, he’d be Disney appropriate.

Hodor & Bran Stark

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Here we have what should have happened with these two. Hodor and his happy-go-lucky soul and demeanor, and Bran Stark as a curious, innocent child. Rest in peace, sweet giant.

The (Frozen) Night King

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Let it go, let it go… The Night King is very Elsa-like in this picture. But it’s a good thing he doesn’t smile in the show, that’s a little creepy.

Daenerys, Drogon, Jon, & Ghost

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This is not drawn by Fernando Mendonca, Anderson Mahanski, or Sam Tsui, but it’s a great illustration nonetheless. I do wonder who that little dragon is, and why Dany is giving Jon the side eye.

Daenerys & Drogon

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Very Jasmine and Rajah-like, this illustration makes me want a Daenerys Disney movie right now. From her expression to the details on her clothes – they nailed it. Drogon, however, has eaten too many lambs.

Daenerys & Her 3 Dragons

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Viserion, Rheagal, and Drogon remind us of the dragon the evil witch Milicent turns into in Sleeping Beauty. Daeneys is channeling her inner Elsa in this picture as well, and this could make for a more serious Disney movie.

Make Sure To Also Check Disney Princesses As Game Of Thrones Characters

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The 15 Most Satisfying Moments In Game Of Thrones

Seven long years have passed since HBO’s Game of Thrones first aired the silver screen, and in all of that time many satisfying moments occurred. Whether it be a deceased character being avenged or a character coming out on top after having endured hardships, the moment has happened. We have composed a list of 15 of the most satisfying moments that we all know we enjoyed watching.

The Reunion Of Jon Snow & Sansa Stark

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7 long years had passed since the cousins, believed to be half siblings – Jon Snow and Sansa Stark – had last seen each other before he rode north to join the brothers of the Nights Watch and she rode south to Kings Landing to further her courtship with Joffrey Baratheon.

Sansa – having escaped her abusive husband Ramsay Bolton in the last episode of season 5 – ventured to Castle Black in season 6, where Jon was believed to still have been the Lord Commander of the Nights Watch.

Weary and tired, the believed to be last member of House Stark, Sansa rode into the courtyard of Castle Black and dismounted nervously as the brothers of the Nights Watch and wildings stared at her with curiosity.

She looked around until she caught sight of Jon Snow standing on the ramparts. Without taking his eyes off of her, he made his way down the stairs and onto the courtyard. They stared at each other bewilderedly before fiercely embracing as the House Stark theme swelled in the background.

Daenerys Takes The Khalasar

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Having been captured by the Khalasar in the last episode of season 5, Daenerys Targaryen was taken back to Vaes Dothrak where her fate was to be decided by the many Khal’s who had gathered there.

When she was brought before the Khal’s, they began to discuss what to do with her including taking turns raping her or giving her to the Masters of Yunkai. She, talking in fluent Dothraki, told them about the promises Khal Drogo made her the last time she was there.

They mocked her but she told them they were small men who were not fit to lead the Dothraki people but she was. They told her they would definitely rape her as well as let their bloodriders do so as well but she merely smiled and placed her hands on the fit pits.

She told them they would not serve her, they would die, before pushing all of the pits over which caused the temple to be engulfed in flames. As she stepped out of the burning temple unharmed, the Dothraki bowed to their new leader.

Daario Naharis Joins Daenerys’ Cause

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While Daenerys was bathing, Daario Naharis, Ed Skrein version, snuck in her tent and held Missandei at knife point. It seemed as though he was going to kill her but he released her and revealed himself. He – under Daenerys command – let her go.

They discuss why he is there and he reveals that he killed his captains, who wanted him to kill Daenerys. He explains why she should trust him and as he does, she steps out of the bath and is dressed by Missandei.

He withdraws his sword and bows before her, pledging his sword, lie and heart to her and her cause.

Jon Is Named King In The North

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In the Great Hall of Winterfell, the northern lords discussed what to do for the coming winter and the White Walkers that come with it. They appear to dismiss Jon Snow’s warnings and say that they wish to return to their own castles.

There is tension in the room but Lyanna Mormont, the lady of Bear Island, stands up and dresses several of the lords who were directly affected by the Bolton’s – whom Jon defeated and liberated the north from. She states that she and House Mormont have always remained loyal, and that the only person they will address as king, is a Stark – whom, despite not having the name, Jon is.

The other lords apologise for not committing to his cause at first and begin to pledge their loyalty. The entire hall, even the Wildlings and Knights of the Vale, raise their swords and declare him the King in the North.

The Death Of Viserys Targaryen

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Spiteful and cruel, the Beggar King – Viserys Targaryen – violently abused his younger sister – Daenerys Targaryen – and threatened her if she should not comply with him in episode 1 of season 1.

His cruelty became even more apparent when he sold her as a bride to a frightening Dothraki warlord in exchange for an army, especially when she begged him not to and he told her that to claim his throne – he would let the Khalasar of 40 thousand men and their horses rape her.

When his sister began to break free of his control, he tried to beat her – whilst she was pregnant although he did not know at that time – but she hit him round the head with a golden belt, which in hindsight acted as foreshadowing for his satisfying death.

After having drunk excessively, he stumbled into Khal Drogo’s hut and shouted about wanting his crown. When he was told his place is back with the common Dothraki people, he threatened the lives of Daenerys and her unborn child.

Khal Drogo had him restrained and his arms broken while he melted his golden belt. Daenerys looked on as her husband poured molten gold over her abusive brother’s head and watched emotionlessly as he fell to ground with a chilling clank.

Tyrion Escaping & Killing Tywin

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In season 4 of HBO’s Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister, having been accused of the murder of King Joffrey I Baratheon and having lost his trial by combat – waited in the dungeons of the Red Kept for his impending execution. His elder brother, Jaime Lannister, however freed him after and emotional goodbye.

Instead of meeting Varys, whom was going to take Tyrion across the Narrow Sea to Essos, Tyrion took a crossbow and went to his father’s chambers – where he found Shae, his former lover who spoke out against him at his trial.

He killed her by choking her to death, though it pained him greatly, before finding his father using the toilet. He fired several shots are being goaded by Tywin and watched his father slump against the wall behind him.

The Hound Joins The Brotherhood Without Banners

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Having seen the corpses of the people who took him in and cared for him, Sandor ‘The Hound’ Clegane picks up an Axe and goes to hunt them down. He finds the murderers ready to be hung by the Brotherhood without Banners.

They discuss their reasons for both wanting to kill the murderers. Beric Dondarrion tells the Hound that he can kill one of them but the Hound claims that he wants to kill two of them. He then kills the two he was given permission to kill.

He then sits around a fire with the Brotherhood and eats. As he does so, Beric tells him that he should join them. Thoros of Myr explains that the Brotherhood have a purpose that the Lord of Light has given them. Beric tells him is not to late to begin helping and he agrees to join them.

Arya Stark Killing Walder Frey & Wiping Out House Frey

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Having betrayed Robb Stark – the elder brother of Arya Stark – and orchestrated the Red Wedding – in which the murder of Robb, Talisa – Robb’s pregnant wife – and Catelyn Stark – the widow of Ned Stark and mother of Robb, Sansa, Arya, Bran and Rickon Stark – in season 3 of HBO’s Game of Thrones, Walder Frey had his name put on Arya’s list of names.

After serving Walder Frey a pie made from his sons in the last episode of season 6, Arya cut off his face and posed as him in the first episode of season 7. She poisoned the wine that she served to the member of House Frey and reminded them of the atrocity they committed during the Red Wedding.

Before she walked out of the hall nonchalantly, she removed the face of Walder Frey and revealed herself as Arya Stark – the girl who avenged the Red Wedding.

The Death Of Ramsay Bolton

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Manipulative and psychotic, the former bastard, Ramsay Bolton, made his onscreen debut while posing as the man sent to rescue Theon Greyjoy. Playing one of his many sick games, he freed Theon and then had him caught and brought back to Winterfell.

He tortured him in many ways but the cruellest was when he cut off Theon’s genitals and sent them to his father – Balon Greyjoy. He took everything away from Theon and forced him to go by the moniker ‘Reek’ and made him sleep in the kennels.

After being legitimised, he was betrothed and married to Sansa Stark to secure the north but he turned abusive the night of their wedding when he forced Theon to watch him rape her. He beat and raped Sansa until her eventual escape in the last episode of season 5 of HBO’s Game of Thrones.

After losing the Battle of the Bastards, he was chained up in the kennels. Sansa gained her revenge when she allowed his hounds to eat him alive.

Jon Snow Executes Janos Slynt

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Having betrayed Ned Stark and being generally crooked to begin with, Janos Slynt was sent to the Wall by acting hand Tyrion Lannister. Once at the wall, it didn’t take long for Janos to grow hatred and resentment towards Jon Snow, siding with Alliser Thorne against Ned Stark’s “Bastard”.

Slynt showed his true colors during the Battle of Castle Black, where he cowered away with Gilly and her baby, while the rest of the Nights Watch was fighting the Wildling attacks on both sides of the wall.

Jon Snow being (rightfully) elected as the new Lord Commander of the Nights Watch only added insults to Janos’ injuries. When ordered by the new Lord Commander to take men and re-build Greyguard, an old Nights Watch castle now in ruins, the former Commander of the City Watch decided to confront the Lord Commander and contest his orders.

Slynt, again, showed his true colors once he realized Thorne wouldn’t have his back then, and he was sent to the executioner’s block, only for Jon Snow to chop his head, in the same way his “father” Ned had lost his due to Slynt’s treachery; A poetic moment that brought some sort of justice for Ned Stark’s Death.

Tyrion’s Confession At His Trial

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Having been wrongly blamed for the murder of King Joffrey I Baratheon, his uncle – Tyrion Lannister – was made to stand trial for the crime.

Despite being given the opportunity to live and join the Nights Watch, Tyrion chose to make a confession after being prompted by Shae – his former love – who told the court he and Sansa Stark – his wife whom she grew jealous off – planned to murder Joffrey.

He stood at his podium and confessed that he was guilty, not for killing Joffrey but for being a dwarf – which he states he was on trial for all his life.

As Tywin tries to send him away for causing commotion amongst the people, he demanded trial by combat as the House Lannister theme swelled and he and Tywin stared at each other hatefully – ending the episode.

Arya Stark Butchers Meryn Trant

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Having killed Syrio Forell, the former swordsmanship teacher of Arya Stark in season 1 of HBO’s Game of Thrones, the perverse Kingsguard – Meryn Trant – made his way onto her list of names.

While in Braavos, Meryn Trant visits a whorehouse and asks for young women. Arya posed as one and while the other two girls screamed in pain as he beat them, Arya made no sound. He sent the other girls away and continued to beat her until revealed herself and leaped at Meryn Trant.

She stabbed him in the face multiple times and stuff cloth into his mouth while she taunted him and told him about why she was going to kill him. While telling her was no one, and nothing, she slit his throat.

Daenerys Burns The Slaver, Spoke Valyrian All Along

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While in Astapor, Daenerys negotiates with a slaver to buy an army of unsullied soldiers. He speaks in Valyrian and his serving girl – Missandei – translates what he says but leaves out the insults he throws at Daenerys, believing she cannot understand them

She, solemnly, trades Drogon to the slaver in exchange for the army. He continues to insult her while struggling to hold onto Drogon. She tests out the loyalty of her new army by speaking commands in Valyrian.

Shocked that she speaks Valyrian, the slaver struggles to hold Drogon who is fighting to break free. Daenerys tells the unsullied to kill all those who have enslaved people. They do as she says and the slaver commands people to kill her but she says Dracarys and Drogon burns the slaver alive.

Jon Snow Kills The Mutineers, Avenges Jeor Mormont

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Having killed Jeor Mormont in a mutiny at Crasters Keep, Karl Tanner made himself an enemy of the Nights Watch and Jon Snow. To avenge their Lord Commander, Jon Snow and a small group of Nights Watch Brothers venture north beyond the Wall and attack the group.

Although Karl has the upper hand at first because of his dirty tactics and fighting styles, Jon eventually earns the upper hand when one of Crasters daughters – whom Karl and the other mutineers raped and abused – stabbed him in the back.

While he was distracted by her, Jon stabbed Karl through the scull with Longclaw, the Valyrian steel blade that Jeor Mormont had gifted Jon with for saving his life many years prior.

The Purple Wedding: The Death Of Joffrey Baratheon

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Petulant and cruel, the False King – Joffrey Baratheon – found great pleasure in taunting and abusing people. His first act of true cruelty on screen was when he cut the butchers boy’s face until Arya Stark stopped him. He threatened her and shouted obscenities at her until her direwolf, Nymeria, attacked him.

His true nature, however, reared its ugly head when he was crowned King Joffrey I Baratheon. The power having gone to his head, he executed Ned Stark on false charges of treason despite promising Sansa to grant him mercy.

From then on, he continued to taunt and abuse Sansa Stark by forcing her to look at her fathers decapitated head, having his Kingsguard beat and humiliate her, and threatening to rape on her on her wedding night to his uncle – Tyrion Lannister.

During season 4 of HBO’s Game of Thrones, on his wedding day, he taunted them both by having a company of dwarf actors act out the War of the Five Kings. He laughed as Sansa was close to tears as the dwarf mimicking her brother was ‘killed’.

When he began to spluttered and choke after drinking from the poison cup, his face purpled and blood poured from his nose as he died painfully.

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Royal Mail To Release Limited Edition Game Of Thrones Stamps

It was announced by the Royal Mail earlier this week that 2 limited editions sets of “Game Of Thrones” Stamps would be released. The 2 sets would comprise of one that includes 10 stamps with favorite characters from the show, and another set with 6 stamps that will encompass the Iron Throne as well as 4 Fantasy “Elements” from the show: Direwolves, Giants, Dragons and White Walkers.

Here’s a first look at them, before their official release January 23rd 2018:

First Set: 10 Favorite Characters From The Show

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Jon Snow At Castle Black

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Ned Stark In The Winterfell Weirwood Tree

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Olenna Tyrell In The Royal Gardens

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Tywin Lannister At The Chamber Of The Hand

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Tyrion Lannister At The Blackwater Bay

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Cersei Lannister In The Throne Room

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Arya StarkIn Braavos/The House Of Black & White

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Jaime Lannister At The Sept Of Baelor

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Sansa Stark & The Knights Of The Vale Re-Taking Winterfell

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Daenerys Targaryen & Her Dragons In Mereen

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Set #2 – The Iron Throne & Fantasy Elements From The Show

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The Night King & The White Walkers

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Wun Wun, Giants & Wildlings

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Ghost & The Other Stark Direwolves

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Drogon & The Pyramid Of Mereen

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The Iron Throne

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How To Get Them

There are 2 sets that each come with the stamps mentioned above, as well as special edition sets.

Character Stamp Set

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The Basic Sheet with the 10 Characters Can Be Pre-Purchased HERE

The Sheet Of Stamps For The Second Set

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The Basic Sheet with the Iron Throne & 4 Fantasy Characters Can Be Pre-Purchased HERE

Prestige Stamp Book

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This Prestige Book Makes an Excellent Collectors Item, and includes both sets in a book/leaflet format. This one can be Pre-Purchased HERE

More Options Are Available At The Royal Mail’s Official Page Here

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15 Best Episodes Of Game Of Thrones (So Far…)

After 67 hours of material aired, “Game of Thrones” has singlehandedly proven itself to be the best Television Series ever made. Based of George RR Martin’s “A Song Of Ice And Fire” Book Series, the HBO show has pushed all boundaries and expectations for what Television was supposed to be. We look at the best 15 episodes from the 60 episode run so far, covering Seasons 1 to 7, along with all the elements that makes them worthy of this list:

15 – Season 7 Episode 7: “The Wolf And The Lion”

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– Longest Episode of the Series (thus far)

– Bronn and Tyrion Reunite

– The Hound and Brienne “Reunite” – Find a common ground with regards to Arya’s well being

– The Hound confronts his Zombie Brother: GET HYPE!

– Daenerys’ Entrance at the Dragonpit Meeting.

– Cersei’s Stoic Reaction to the Mother of Dragon’s Lateness

– The Entire Dragonpit Meeting

– The Way Qyburn Looks at the Undead Wight’s Hand

– Ends on a tense Cliffhanger (The Dead Attack The Wall)

– Tyrion finally confronts Cersei about the deaths of her children, their father, and the Real War

– Jaime finally lets go of Cersei

– Theon finds Redemption. Embarks on a Journey to save his sister Yara

– Littlefinger gets a taste of his own medicine and gets outsmarted by the Stark children.

– Jon Snow’s Parentage, “R+L=J” is FINALLY Confirmed and puts him as the Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne

– EPIC BOAT HOOKUP Between Jon Snow and (his aunt) Daenerys Targaryen

14 – Season 1 Episode 1: “Winter Is Coming”

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– First Episode of the entire series.

– Introduced all the “Main” Characters (At least for the first season)

– Set the tone of the show (White Walkers and Feuding Families)

– Warned viewers that this show was not a conventional one: Multiple storylines panning across different locations

– Wasted no time in a shocking cliffhanger: Jaime Lannister pushing Bran Stark off the balcony after he caught him having incestuous liaisons with his sister the Queen.

13 – Season 4 Episode 6: “The Laws Of Gods & Men”

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– First Time Braavos is used as a location. The Titan of Braavos looks imposing enough.

– Introduction of the Iron Bank of Braavos, until then only mentioned by Tyrion Lannister during his tenure as Master of Coins. The Crown owes the Iron Bank more than 2 Million Golden Stags

– Davos Stands for Stannis Baratheon and gets him a loan that will allow him to hire sellswords and head north to aid the Nights Watch.

– Yara’s failed attempt to rescue her brother Theon at the hands of Ramsey Snow, resulting in a battle between Bolton men and the Ironborn.

Tyrion’s Trial. That alone makes the episode worthy of greatness.

12 – Season 4 Episode 2: “The Lion & The Rose”

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– Joffrey gets poisoned at his wedding and dies. The moment fans had been waiting for so long. Need we say more?

– Ramsey’s Kennels are introduced as ruthless and hungry creatures

– Tyrion and Jaime reunion. Their first scene together since Season 1

– Bronn (instead of Ilyn Payne) trains Jaime to fight with his left hand, resulting in the usual quips one would expect from the sellsword

11 – Season 4 Episode 8: “The Mountain & The Viper”

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– The Wildlings Attack Mole Town, before their attack on Castle Black

– Theon/Reek helps Ramsey seize Moat Caitlin from the Iron Born

– Sansa starts playing “The Game” and lies to protect Littlefinger for her aunt Lysa’s death.

– Jorah gets banished from Mereen by Daenerys for his treason in the first season

– Ramsey Snow is legitimized as Ramsey Bolton. The Boltons head to Winterfell

– Arya’s Laugh at the Bloody gate upon learningof her aunt Lysa’s death

– Littlefinger’s haunting death predictions

– Tyrion and Jaime’s last talk. Talks of their cousin Orson Lannister makes them laugh

– Tyrion’s Trial by Combat and its mind blowing twist.

10 – Season 7 Episode 6: “Beyond The Wall”

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Jon Snow, the Super Crew and their Adventures Beyond the Wall

– “Stop Winging”

– Jon and Jorah bond over Jeor Mormont.

– Jon returns Longclaw to Jorah, he declines.

– Tension between the Stark Sisters – Brought to you by Littlefinger

– The Hound and Tormund talk about Brienne

– Tyrion discusses Daenerys’ succession (which might come into play in Season 8)

– Wight Bear Attack

– The Frozen Lake Ambush

– Danerys and her Dragons Save the Day

– The Night King Kills Viseryion

– Benjen Stark/Coldhands saves Jon from the Wights

– The Night King Resurrects Viseryion

09 – Season 4 Episode 9: “The Watchers On The Wall”

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– The Battle of Castle Black. The second time the show focused an entire episode on one battle in one location only.

– Battle of epic proportion including Giants riding mammoths

– Ygritte’s Tragic Death

– Jon Snow shows his leadership skills in a time of crisis

– Sam grows some balls: Kisses Gilly, kills a Thenn

The Scythe at the wall ravages the Wildling climbers

08 – Season 6 Episode 5: “The Door”

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– Sansa confronts Littlefinger

– Arya continues her training, scouts her new target

– The Mummers Troop’s play with a completely revisionist version of how King Robert and Ned Stark died

– Bran sees the birth of the Night King

– The Kingsmoot in the Iron Islands

– Danerys Orders Jorah to cure himself and return to her

– Bran gets marked by the Night King

– Tormund’s look of limerance towards Brienne

– The Night King attacks the Weirwood Tree where Bran and the Three Eyed Raven reside

– The last of the Children of the Forest dies

– Another Stark Direwolf dies: Summer

The origins of “Hodor” revealed. Wylis/Hodor “Holds the Door” as sacrifice

07 – Season 7 Episode 4: “The Spoils Of War”

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Bronn and his Gold

– Rickon, Dickon LOL

– The Catspaw Dagger is Brought Back into Play

– Bran sees through Littlefinger’s games

– Arya Returns to Winterfell

– Daenerys and Missandei’s “Girl Talk” on Grey Worm

– Jon Snow and Daenerys in the Cave

Arya and Brienne Spar

– Daenerys Decides to Take Charge in the War she’s Losing

– The Loot Train Attack in its Entirety

A Dothraki Horde on an Open Field

– Drogon Roasts the Lannister Army

– Bronn and he looks at his Lost Gold

– Bronn Injures Drogon

– “FLEE YOU IDIOT”

– Bronn Saves Jaime from getting Shish Kababed….

06 – Season 1 Episode 9: “Baelor”

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Ned Stark’s Death: The first time the show punished the viewers for getting attached to a character, no matter how good and honorable they are

– Robb Stark makes a deal with Walder Frey to have his army cross the Twins

– Lord Commander Jeor Mormont gifts Longclaw to his steward Jon Snow as a reward for saving his life from a Wight

– Maester Aemon’s speech to Jon about Love and Honor vs. Duty

– Shae is introduced in the show

– Both Battles of the Green Fork and of the Whispering Wood occur but aren’t shown, with the show being relatively new and lower on budget.

– Jaime Lannister is now a prisoner of the Starks as a result.

05 – Season 2 Episode 9: “Blackwater”

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– First episode to focus on one battle in one location

– The Battle of Blackwater in its entirety.

– Bronn and the Hound having “One last drink before the war”

– Tyrion’s Wildfire trick

– The Hound abandons his post and claims “Fu*k The King”

Tyrion’s Speech to his men. “Those are brave men knocking at our doors. Let’s go kill them”

– Tyrion almost gets killed by Kingsguard Ser Mandon before Podrick saves him

Tywin’s entrance in the Throne Room after saving the day

04 – Season 5 Episode 8: “Hardhome”

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– The tense and completely unexpected Battle (more like Massacre) at Hardhome between Wildlings and the Nights Watch against the Night King, the White Walkers and their army of Undead Wights.

– The Big Reveal that Dragon Forged Valyrian Steel kills White Walkers

– The Night King taunting Jon Snow from the harbor as he doubles his army size in an instant

– Tyrion and Daenerys’ first meetings on ruling, and his fate

Introduction and removal of fan favorite: Karsi the Wildling

– Imprisoned Cersei getting beaten and humiliated by Septa Olenna

03 – Season 6 Episode 9: “The Battle Of The Bastards”

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– Not 1 but 2 Epic Battles: The Siege of Mereen, and the Battle of the Bastards in Winterfell, one of the most impressive battles ever filmed in any medium (The Highlight Reel in the link confirms it).

– Daenerys rides Drogon. Rhaegal and Viserion join in on the fight against the Slavers

– The newly forged Targaryen and Greyjoy alliance

– Daenerys and Yara flirting

– The Parlay between the Starks and the Boltons, Lyanna Mormont’s death stare in particular

– Sansa’s stern response to Ramsey at said parlay: “You’re going to die tomorrow Lord Bolton”

– Another Stark is killed. Rickon dies by arrows shot by Ramsey and his archers while Jon tries to save him

– Jon Snow vs. the Cavalry

– The Boltons entrap the Starks and the Wildlings

– Jon Snow’s asphyxiation scene in the pile of dead bodies

– Tormund vs Smalljon Umber

– The Knights of the Vale save the day

– Giant Wun Wun, the last of his kind, dies

– Jon beats the crap out of Ramsey

– Bolton Banners fall down from Winterfell. Stark Banners are put back where they belong

– Ramsey (finally) dies, eaten by his starving kennels as Sansa watches

02 – Season 3 Episode 9: “The Rains Of Castamere”

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– The Red Wedding. The most shocking moment in Television History. Robb Stark, his mother Catelyn, his pregnant wife Talisa all get slaughtered at the Twins during the wedding of their ally and relative Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey. Walder Frey and Roose Bolton’s treason would end the War of the Five Kings which had been decimating Westeros ever since Robert Baratheon’s death.

– Another Stark Direwolf dies: Grey Wind

– Jorah Mormont, Grey Worm and Daario Naharis take Yunkai for Daenerys

– Sam and Gilly reach the Wall

– Jon Snow reveals he’s always been with the Nights Watch

01 – Season 6 Episode 10: “The Winds Of Winter”

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– Cersei’s plans come to fruition: The Sept of Baelor is destroyed by Wildfire with her enemies inside

– The episode with the most significant character deaths: Pycelle, High Sparrow, Mace Tyrell, Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, Kevan Lannister, Lancel Lannister, Septa Unella, Tommen Baratheon, Walder Frey

– Ramin Djawadi’s unconventional yet still daunting music, “Light of the Seven”, during the entire scene.

– Arya is back in Westeros, taking Walder Frey off her list

– Samwell arrives at the Citadel

– Jon banishes Melisandre from Winterfell. Davos threatens her as well

– Lady Olenna puts the Sands Snakes back in their place

– Dorne and the Reach ally with Daenerys Targaryen

– Tyrion is named the Hand of the Queen

– Littlefinger reveals his true intentions

– Bran sees Jon Snow’s birth at the Tower of Joy, finally confirming the R+L=J Theory

– Jon Snow is proclaimed the “White Wolf”, the King in the North

– Cersei is crowned Queen of the Seven Kingdoms

– The tense look between Jaime and his sister during her coronation, probably hinting at the “Valonqar” theory from Cersei’s Prophecy…

– Danerys Targaryen and her allies sail for Westeros

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